Mr. Neil Diamond: nothing personal, but I guess my brain considered you to be a useful allegory for something.
the evolution of Little Bunny Foo-Foo
I have no idea who put that picture up or why, or whether it had any influence in causing stock prices to collapse around the world the next day.
when i grow old, my blog shall wear purple
Your Blog Should Be Purple |
![]() You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey. You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say. |
how can you stand to live with twelve people?
I get asked that question a lot. I’ve been meaning for months to post an answer.
a Casual Male bail
So, if you are going to market clothes to us, and expect us to buy your clothes via mail order or Internet, you would think that there would at least be people modeling your clothes who look like us. At the very, very least, so that we have a hint of how the clothes might look on us.
dance as if i’m in the DJ booth
Friday night I make my debut as a DJ at the Madtown Barefoot Boogie.
random thoughts for Valentine’s Day 2007
The main character in “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” said, “Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.” Do I feel that’s true?
media coverage of Lisa Nowak is childish
But what’s with the diaper—that is, the media’s obsession with the diaper that Nowak reportedly wore during the 900-mile drive from Texas to Florida? Why does the public need to know about the diaper? How relevant and important is it in the whole scheme of things compared to the actual charge of attempted murder? Why did police choose to share that information and why did reporters choose to relay that to the public?
greetings from the groundhog capitol of the world
What if it were so cold that the groundhog decided not to come out at all? Would it mean that he would not see his shadow, and therefore predict an early spring?
the Champaign-Urbana bowl?????
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I found out that the Chicago Bears and the Indianapolis Colts would meet each other in this year’s Super Bowl. The reason why requires some detailed explanation.