Soundtrack in my head: Bow Wow Wow, “I Want Candy”
Yes, there are still people on this planet that claim that people (like me) who are overweight are “gluttons” and therefore sinners. Just like there are people who still believe that the world was created 6,000 years ago or so.
To offer proof of my sinfulness and my need to atone for my overweight nature with, um, Melba Toast (oh, shoot, I’m allergic to wheat and it makes me gain weight) I offer the following evidence:
Your Gluttony Quotient: 35% |
 You have a pretty good relationship with food – you enjoy it, but you don’t go overboard. You’ve struck the perfect balance between gluttony and self control. |
